The Entire History of Music

by Regis Boff

It bears noting that trumpets were invented long before fire and did not get much more complicated after that. The sax makes the trumpet look like a kazoo and was born out of the trumpet’s embarrassment. The bass came from the bow and arrow and the drums from chasing away snakes and prehistoric bears. The piano burst from throwing rocks at a pile of bows. Only the piano stool is a modern invention.