Cheese and Pickle

by Regis Boff

It is crucial to cast your enemies in a light that allows them no reflection. Once I  typify someone I want it to stick. When I tell someone they are stupid I want to hear the sucking sound of their vocabulary leaving their brain. If I say you are evil I need you to have no alternative but a noose. But most of all when I order a cheese and pickle there had better be biscuits.