The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.
Listen closely, I might be swearing at you
by Regis Boff
I judge people quickly. For instance, if someone can’t swear, he is half way out the door with me. I figure this is good for both of us. He or she can protect their ears and I can protect my time. It is a fine coincidence that my intuitive powers are peaking exactly in lockstep with the prosecution of words in America. I use very wide brush strokes now to make invisible people who figure their job has suddenly become censorship. This is because they are idiots. Stupid people are now virtually guaranteed that I am swearing and calling them the names in my mind they thought they had stopped me from using. This is more fucking fun than you can imagine.