Broken Noses and Small Penises

by Regis Boff

I was raised a Methodist. We did not fuck about. We could not remodel our private houses of sin like those lucky Catholics. I grew up envying their stipends for confessional forgiveness.
We carried our transgressions through our lives like broken noses and small penises. We had to adjust to our mistakes. Errors of judgment did not adjust to us. I came to figure we were a little like Jews in this matter. I think this is probably why Jewish people have always been my favorites, (that is, after I met my first one in college). They never appear to be even vaguely confused when they do wrong. Just like me.