True Love

by Regis Boff

One should not ever allow a broken heart to impede the search for romance past the age of twenty-five.
From the age of twenty-six to around thirty-five romantic pains should register only as the briefest of humiliations.
One should plod through their late thirties to around fifty well aware that nearly every woman you meet will eventually be seen as either a missed opportunity or with a well of relief that you have escaped their flawless horror.
From fifty on one of two things should have happened to you. You are stably in true love (me) or you have access to a sense of humor that can attract any woman you might want at your convenience.
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