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What if everyone in the world had a gun?

What if everyone in the world had a gun?
What if we Americans were not armed when we were owned by England?
What if every Jew had a gun when Hitler showed up?
What if Black people had no guns and could not threaten real violence in the sixties, would we have President Barack Obama today?
Why did we not have these vicious mass gun attacks when I grew up in the fifties and sixties? Everyone I knew had a gun then.
With all the symposiums on bullying and correct conduct
Why are these very obvious psychopaths slipping through our social digestive system unnoticed until they strike?

Hate the Voice in Your Mind?

Having concluded to my satisfaction that both men and women speak to themselves inside their minds all day long, it seems now to be a propitious time to go forward with my newest enterprise, Mind Voice Cosmetic Adjustment.
Imagine being able to change your cerebral speech pronunciation or intonation like it was a font, an unsightly nose or a pair of aggravatingly tiny breasts? Exciting just doesn’t cut it does it? I am using my new Tom Hanks voice to form these sentences before I type them and let me tell you it is a real pisser.
Hell, we can do it with navigational systems in our cars so this would be a palm full of spit.
So if you can’t stand the sound of that voice in your head just give me a call.

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