Rock Accountant

All churches are insane conglomerations of worshippers who can’t stand one another.

The principal motive for U.S. wars is to shield the Republican Party from having argue the difficult to defend position that there is a difference between our military and our welfare.

From the moment we are born we are bombarded by recommendations for products that will make us better. It is no wonder that our own humanity succumbs. It is also why we only feel truly alive when we are shopping.

Soccer should reqiure biting.
First of all, no truly industrialized country is good at soccer. Industry always requires hands.
I defy anyone to show me a soccer rule that prohibits biting. In successful soccer countries, teeth are the only instruments above the waist that are both permitted and require any dexterity.
This poor boy from Uruguay is doing what those first fucking amphibians did when they pulled themselves out of that primordial ooze to walk upright on the coast of somewhere, a couple of billion years ago.
Mr. Suarez was expanding his game no differently than those first industrialized apes did when they hammered out the pipes for running water.

I had dreams that the black kids did not,
I would have had more than I did
But my parents knew that dreams were wasteful.
The black parents thought dreams were dangerous.
I guess because they had never seen even one that came true
My parent’s dreams, if they had them at all, slowly starved.
The black kid’s parent’s dreams remained stillborn.
We have made our children obese with dreams,
Maybe black parents have too, I wouldn’t know for sure.
Are dreams worth the disappointment
Of them not coming true?
Perhaps parent’s wishes become their children’s dreams.

It is interesting that NBA stars are now beginning to create the teams they want. When we were kids, the best two kids would always choose their teams by taking turns picking from everyone until each had five. The worst kids would, of course, not be picked. The third team would be made up of kids that were not yet chosen and so on . On top of that, we played that the winner of each game stayed on, so one team might win for hours before having to sit. I don’t know how the kids do it today.

Homosexuality can not be created nor destroyed, but it can be handsomely augmented by playing soccer.

Women are gaining control in America not because they are inherently more or less superior to men but because they are influenced by a greater variety of products and are therefore more valuable to advertisers. The limits of men’s interests are capped by the number of their fingers and toes. Women, because they are nearly always either shopping or talking are easily and happily persuaded by ad campaigns. When men controlled purchasing they ruled, now women do.Life is simple.