Sports and Lipstick

by Regis Boff

Democrats almost exclusively get their news and their rationalizations from comedians. This is because they have stripped bare the threads of logic that normally accompany any system of conviction. Republicans rely heavily on sports for their political principles and porn for their social morality. This oddly falls along the same equator that separates men and women. Women love men who can make them laugh while they are not being taken seriously and men love woman who can behave like tramps while they think about how long it will take to reapply their makeup.