The Blinded eye

by Regis Boff

So a guy feels a lump between his eyes that starts getting larger every day. He heads over to his doctor and after a battery of tests the doctor calls him back to his office.
“ Well doc, what do you reckon is going on?” he asks.
The doctor answers, “ I am sorry to have to tell you this, but it seems you are growing a penis in the center of your forehead”.
The guy is overwhelmed by the terrible news and moans, ” Do you have any idea how big it will get? The doctor adds,” By its rate of growth I would guess about 10 inches long.”
The man cries when he hears this estimate, “How am I ever going to look at myself in a mirror again?”
The doctor pauses and says, “ Nothing to worry about on that account, the balls will probably cover your eyes”