Soccer should reqiure biting.

by Regis Boff

Soccer should reqiure biting.
First of all, no truly industrialized country is good at soccer. Industry always requires hands.
I defy anyone to show me a soccer rule that prohibits biting. In successful soccer countries, teeth are the only instruments above the waist that are both permitted and require any dexterity.
This poor boy from Uruguay is doing what those first fucking amphibians did when they pulled themselves out of that primordial ooze to walk upright on the coast of somewhere, a couple of billion years ago.
Mr. Suarez was expanding his game no differently than those first industrialized apes did when they hammered out the pipes for running water.images dog