Introspections in Dark Bars

by Regis Boff

“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.” Henry David Thoreau

I used this quote to boundless advantage in college. I coupled it to seriously handsome introspections in dark bars. This recipe predictably generated an eagerness in women who equated words, they couldn’t understand with all the preconditions for sex they had earlier memorized while pouring through romance magazines.