Wars to end Before The NFL Pre-season

by Regis Boff

Ever notice that wars do not break out during the NFL season? The Middle East will settle down in time for the exhibition pre-season. Should some wars need to continue they will be moving to a new station, similar to the NFL Red Zone, which will be tentatively called,”The War Zone”. The coverage of Hamas rockets being fired from orphanages, schools and clusters of children will guarantee seamless non-stop self-righteousness viewing to every subscriber.