The Red Wine Reduction Sauce of love

by Regis Boff

Homosexuality is the red wine reduction sauce of the tired, regulated affections that have persisted and been argued about for thousands of years. We all need to go to our corners for an eon or so to sort this wearisome chemistry out. Women can then talk only to each other to their heart’s content and men can sit side by side in peace while feeling each other during sports.