Thou Shall Not

by Regis Boff

Thou Shall Not:

Prostitute your body anywhere but in marriage.

Overly tan your body.

Touch yourself with sexual glee.

Do any drug not patented.

Kill anything that accidentally may be growing inside you.

Fail to obsess over which hole your neighbors are using to make love

Object to the color of anybody’s skin nor

Forgive anyone who has too much inside his or her own skin.

Ever forget that your purpose is to be admired by people you can’t stand.