The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.
Thou Shall Not
by Regis Boff
Thou Shall Not:
Prostitute your body anywhere but in marriage.
Overly tan your body.
Touch yourself with sexual glee.
Do any drug not patented.
Kill anything that accidentally may be growing inside you.
Fail to obsess over which hole your neighbors are using to make love
Object to the color of anybody’s skin nor
Forgive anyone who has too much inside his or her own skin.
Ever forget that your purpose is to be admired by people you can’t stand.