The Steelers vs the Browns and the end to all shitty programing

by Regis Boff

There is a noticeable nervousness emerging from the antagonists in Gaza, Ferguson, the Ukraine, and the North Korean peninsula. America will very shortly not give a fuck. President Obama himself has already signaled to the media his plans to return the White House for the kick off of the NFL football season. It is expected that the major media outlets will have service restored to Palestine in time for the Steelers / Browns 1:00 pm Sunday game.