Who I Vote for and Why

by Regis Boff

Mostly I vote for the Democrats, though I consider them about as useful as genital lice. The Republicans have the inherent problem of not being able to say no to God and He/She/It is a deity that deserves a little reigning in. I have always wanted to be a libertarian, regrettably for wholly venal reasons. I believe lawlessness to be the most precise definition of liberty.