Miscues Poison Vladimir’s relationship with Barrack
by Regis Boff
Vladimir Putin, in an unusual moment of unrestricted pique, blasted Barack Obama today for his “double-crossing treachery,” stemming from the American President’s brazen and unannounced return to the White House from his golf trip on Martha’s Vineyard on August 23.
“Vladimir”, his media spokesperson heaved nearly in tears, “ had clearly signaled that he anticipated launching his full scale assault on the Ukraine on that day, by amassing over 200,000 troops, disguised as Russian orthopedists, on the border. Mr. Obama declined to explain his abrupt, one-day return after his brief three-month absence from the White House.
In an unrelated report, The Obama family dog failed to recognize the President as he deplaned this morning.