As Long as you Cover Your Eyes

by Regis Boff

So a guy feels a lump between his eyes.
Over the next days, it starts getting larger and larger.
He grows worried.
He heads over to his doctor, and after a battery of tests, the doctor sits him down in an examination room.
“ Well doc, what do you reckon is going on?” He asks.
The doctor answers, “ I am sorry to have to tell you this, but it seems you are growing a penis in the center of your forehead”.
“It will most likely reach a length of eight to ten inches”, He adds.
The guy is overwhelmed by the news and moans, “How am I ever going to look at myself in a mirror again?”
The doctor pauses and adds encouragingly, “ Nothing to worry about on that account, the balls will probably cover your eyes.”