My Least Favorite Pig Joke
by Regis Boff
There are three great pig jokes. Here’s my least favorite.
A guy is walking down a country lane and runs into an apple orchard. He sees a farmer holding up a big fat pig up so the animal can eat the apples right off the tree.
The pig eats half an apple; then the farmer moves him to the next one. “ Why don’t you just shake the tree and let that pig eat the apples off the ground?” says the traveler. “It is such a waste of time.”
The farmer looks at the man for a long moment, then says, “ But what is time to a pig ?”