Why I never vote

by Regis Boff

I never vote. My refusal is an alloy of laziness, repeated shitty outcomes and my unwillingness to acquiesce to anyone who wins. I am the guy who razors-off your bumper stickers at night. I can’t stomach cattle-like allegiances. I am not interested in what my fellow Americans arrive at using two party systems.
However, I do think of myself as a patriot. The voting part of Democracy is too socialist for me. The actual election of a new President should be more the residue of a knife fight than one of brewing a stew by retarded consensus.