Freedom has no Application without Secrets

by Regis Boff

Terrorists should be free to make private phone calls. The liberty, however, should not be extended to the throngs of stiflingly dull people who may, at some juncture, might need to be rounded up. These people, represented best by Senators and Congressmen, are thrilled that anyone could give a fuck what they say. I don’t understand why the US government would need the NSA and Verizon,(the Devil), to identify these lightless peabrains. They are easily collected by searching out cat pictures and archaic quotes from Kahlil Gibran on FaceBook. Freedom has no application without secrets. Hillary Clinton, a huge supporter of the NSA, maintains it is her only reliable way to keep track of Bill.