Megyn Kelly is Not the Hottest
by Regis Boff
Megyn Kelly is not the hottest Fox News commentator. I could have named a half-dozen Roger Ailes political bunnies more comely. She was behind in the knockout count before she came to bat in the debates, to my mind.
I was dazzled by her chandelier earrings, (and I know this is depthless of me,) but subconsciously I think this jewelry confused me briefly about her intellect. I have never been much good at separating beauty and intellect. To me, they are indistinguishable.
Shameless that this thought might be, I think a little less lipstick might help her pronounce certain words. It hinders her lips and gives her a Marlene Dietrich mouth limp that comes off cheap. I don’t like getting my news and opinion from cheap women.
Luckily she was able to destroy enough Republicans to satisfied Hugh Hefner-Ailes and keep her job without actually disrobing.