Unsavory Human Shifts

by Regis Boff

Mr. Obama’s sure footed tactic for discouraging illegal immigration through our Southern border may indeed trump Mr. Trump’s plans for building a wall. As I understand it, he wants to import into the U.S. so many refugees from Syria, Libya and Iraq that the available services here will become so depleted they simply won’t bother coming anymore. Sound in my mind.
I do worry that our Midwestern poor populations, in cities like Chicago and Detroit might stampede into the services rich Canadian cities like Calgary and Toronto, triggering unsavory continental human shifts.
The rich white people in the Midwest are already clandestinely fleeing into Nebraska and Iowa in search of fresher kale.

An artist's re-creation of the first human migration to North America from across the Bering Sea.

An artist’s re-creation of the first human migration to North America from across the Bering Sea.