The National Nose Ring
by Regis Boff
That you can simply take away enough from the rich to live happily ever after is foolishness. At your next dinner party try to persuade the better off at the table to amortise even what is in their pockets with the other guests and see how far you will get. Not only will you not get free money but you will quickly find out who is not in favour of gun laws.
Just as an aside, if it is a company dinner you will probably get fired in the morning.
Every four years we yank the nose ring of the poor to make them so scared they will vote the right way. Our way.