The Rise of Cat Girls

by Regis Boff

The rise of cats as appealing domestic rivals to women in men’s lives is worth noting.  It is the only other creature to demand a clean toilet. Dogs and men are not affected by a filthy lavatory in any discernable way. Women, to the cat’s favor, additionally require the seat to be either put up or annoyingly closed entirely. So here there appears to be a net loss with the choice of a human female.