I am God

by Regis Boff

serpentI have got myself stuck on this idea of Eden.
I am God, and you must recognise that you are too.
God, who never existed, got very lucky when we showed up. We built him things and gave him money. We even believed forever that She would answer our infinite prayer, ninety percent of which were hard on selfish.
So really it is time to cut that shit out.
But back to this Eden thing. Supposedly, He gave us a safe place from his hostile world of flesh eaters so we could be happy and secure. The Bible called it Eden. We did that not God.
I happen to believe we could do this again. We have terrified people running for their lives all over the world. The power to carve out space for them and protect it by surrounding the perimeter is far easier than slaughtering everybody in sight.
These “countries.” in Europe will be overrun by the desperate.
I worked in Europe for years, crossing a new border every twenty minutes, so believe me when I tell you world wars will always occur there. The only reason for them to exist is interesting food.
Brand new countries are easy to make. Just look at Israel. We should have given the Jews Germany, but that is another blog.
You just find a big space and toss the weak into it. Then you stand guard over it.
The important thing is to ban serpents and apple trees.