Steelers

by Regis Boff

The life of an average woman consists of one event which can be either​ multiplied​ with one spouse​ or with more than one partner. But the event itself remains essentially unvarying​. All else is filled with chatter and worry.
The life of the average man is an exploration​ for avenues to be competitive without killing or being killed prematurely. This postulate​ only applies to men who are Steeler fans. All other men are actually women.