The Red Zone

by Regis Boff

There was awhile there when I found myself drawn to this Presidential race. Of course, this proved to be little more than the natural complexity that we succumb to early in every football season. Now that I am certain the Steelers have a shot, that Tom Brady is Jesus, and that The Red Zone will continue to so confuse my wife that my meals are improved on Sundays, I am OK if Bill Clinton wins a third term.