Finding a Place to Age

by Regis Boff

Gender is for the young. Young people are sexy, and you must have a gender to be appealing. Old people stretch their potential for sexiness well beyond its inherent elasticity, particularly in America. ( Just a note, my grammar checker pointed out to me that “old people” was politically incorrect language, and I was grateful for that because it made my point).
It occurred to me it was “incorrect” because the app thought “old” makes people feel bad.
Apparently swinging bathroom doors wide open is the right and a first step to relieving gender confusion. I’m on board with this. I do think to find a place to age is important as well.I don’t think toilets will solve this problem.