Think Big Goddamn It
by Regis Boff
Who are we going to be? We have been white European from the beginning but that, in the next one hundred years, could change.
What is really in our best interest?
We worry ourselves sick about mass integration from the south, but if we welcomed it, all of the Central America and South America could be the United Staes in a hundred years. We would be the largest country ever on earth. Nobody would fuck with us.
Letting every Middle Eastern refugee into our nation would absorb the hatred of the terrorists. There may never be another solution to this problem.
Helping African Americans achieve equality would open all of the Africas to us. Lots of minerals there. Just ask the Chinese.
Of course, my daughter could not wear a burka or my son a sombrero, but I am sure that won’t be a deal breaker. Tidy.