I am cheating on my new car
by Regis Boff
We bought a new car, and I go to the garage just to look at it.
Men do this kind of shit. I don’t have to drive it. It is enough that it is there and still factory clean.
Two days ago our power went out, and the electrician rewired our house leaving a giant, gleaming fuse box in the garage.
Now I go to look at that.
I feel bad about dumping the car.