The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.
I am cheating on my new car
by Regis Boff
We bought a new car, and I go to the garage just to look at it.
Men do this kind of shit. I don’t have to drive it. It is enough that it is there and still factory clean.
Two days ago our power went out, and the electrician rewired our house leaving a giant, gleaming fuse box in the garage.
Now I go to look at that.
I feel bad about dumping the car.