The Pittsburgh Steelers

by Regis Boff

The life of an average woman consists of one event which can be either multiplied with one spouse or with more than one partner. But the event itself remains essentially unvarying. All else is filled with chatter and worry.
The life of the average man is an exploration for avenues to be competitive without killing or being killed prematurely. This postulate only applies to men who are Steeler fans. All other men are actually women.