What your real friends see

by Regis Boff

Merry Christmas to all my friends, utter strangers, NSA snoopers. robots, advertising data vacuuming tools, Trump and Clinton supporters and those of you who steadily misinterpret things I say but still remain friends to me out of a desolate and fearful loathing of having less than 2,000 friends. Remember that you can always be proud of what your real friends see.