The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.
The Carelessness of Young Girls
by Regis Boff
I am an especially suspicious person. I suppose this stems from my early discovery that automobiles are constructed to fail around the same time using what is called “planned obsolescence.” It made it easier for the car salesman to make money on a more predictable schedule.
As I sit fuming over my daughter’s destruction of a second iPhone 6 this month, it occurs to me that Apple’s manufacturing scheme somehow predicts the carelessness of young girls.
I suspect we grow old and die at precisely the right speed as well. Even God, I guess, has to make his quarter.