Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.

Month: January, 2017

Fully, yet gradually

I have decided to fully, yet gradually reveal myself a woman. The first step will be to pay for groceries at our neighborhood supermarket with a personal check.

Helping Trump

My impression, such that it is, is that the Democrat party no longer has a practical purpose and that Trump will soon marginalize it. We, who are not with the other party, could seize this moment by recognizing that the Republicans are going to get slapped by him as well. We should help him do this.

Women’s March

Tuned into Morning Joe at 6:00 AM. They played “For What It’s Worth” while showing Women’s March photos. This offended me.

Philosophical Women

I find it impossible to have philosophical conversations with women. They are not interested. They won’t believe this. They confuse being crusted up with aggravations with being profound. They use fear to corner a man’s common sense and dagger it.

You do not know

Never fight and never lose an unjust war against people you do not know.

Hedging my integrity

Until late last night, I found myself unable to refuse Donald Trump’s legitimacy as our elected President. I did not want to be an infantile sore loser.
Now with the Steelers two games away from losing I am finding myself more willing to hedge my integrity.

Until Suffering Produces Entertainment

Terrorists have always crashed into America with an exaggerated and deluded sense of promise. No matter the ballast of an incendiary dream it will soon break on our shores but until suffering produces entertainment we simply don’t give a shit.
Consider that there are currently more movies circulating about terrorist incidents than there are bona fide ones and that the real ones are insipid by comparison.
If Hollywood thought it could make more money being actual terrorists, it would be time for the world to look the fuck out.
You extremist bags of nuts should be very cautious about arousing the wrath of the American film industry. I guarantee they have a script you won’t like.

The Golden Globes

I wonder if vetting actors should be permitted to determine whether they believe they are the characters they play in movies?

The truth about Jewish cooking

From my Jewish handbook on cooking meats and poultry. “The first two hours of cooking are just to make sure it is dead.”

About my writing

I don’t want to write so well that I regret the life I have led without it. My only purpose is to make it obvious to others they might consider regretting theirs.

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