Two girlfriends at once.

by Regis Boff

I wasn’t as happy when only the liberal media was able to tell me what to think. Now I know there are two sides. I feel good about that.
I remember when I was still dating during my Jurassic period. I was never as settled than when I had two girlfriends at once. Somehow I sensed that neither was essential because if one were, then the other would not exist. Tidy