Rock Accountant

An entire Life

Death is life’s most wondrous experience.You wait your entire life for it.

The Oscars

Nobody not beautiful and half-naked better preach to me about Trump during the Oscars. I have my standards.

Cars and Virgins

Women and cars shared a purity system where I grew up. Virgins were the goal of every young man. Soiled women were “used,” just like cars which had a previous owner. Most women just lied about this not unlike car salesmen do. Men, of course in both situations are anxious to believe any deception.

Unpleasant

Global warming is not scary. I grew up with scientists and idiots telling me that another Ice Age was on the way. Crushed by ice and frozen puppies, now that’s unpleasant.

Give me a fucking break.

We are to take climate change guidance from a state, California, that is flooded every five years by the same storm and doesn’t, can’t, or won’t take measures to do anything about it? Give me a fucking break.

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