Plucking facial hair while you drive

by Regis Boff

I am well aware of the surging hubbub over women who text and drive. Women are inferior drivers. While men, in fairness, are not a match for any woman when it comes to texting.
Most woman can continue a conversation regardless the loss of any appendage. Women talk to insist that they are alive. Men are mostly silent around women in hopes that the stillness will kill them. It is, I think, is a poor plan.
So I want to urge women to continue to text, at even higher and higher velocities. We men should embrace their pursuit to find additional non-steering activities to help keep them busy on the road, like shopping online and the careful plucking of facial hair.