by Regis Boff
Trump had sex with a woman outside of wedlock. Check.
The woman was a whore porn star.
A second check and add 20 points.
He paid her to leave and be quiet. Check three.
Woman breaks the agreement and blabs.
Deduct 30 points because she was not an honest hooker.
Democrats are scandalized.
Check four and
add a new car and a week in Vegas.