Rock Accountant

I am Ashamed

What I fear most about death is the embarrassment.

Jesus in Goal

Its easier to make out Jesus’s face in the Shroud of Turin than it is to witness a goal in hockey

The Black Seam


The invention the black seam in a woman’s nylons that runs all the way up the back of her legs rivals that of fire.

Signs of Enlightenment by Regis Boff

 The very first sign of Enlightenment is that your enemies disappear.
The last is that your friends do too.

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