The Trump Decision

by Regis Boff

I have been fretting over this Trump/Mount Rushmore thing. I agree there is simply no more space for a carving that size left. This leaves us with hard decisions. Washington and Lincoln are immovable because they bookend the entire structure. Teddy, of course, could go philosophically in an eyelash given that he was only slightly smarter than George Bush. But on close examination, it would still not leave room enough for Trump’s hair. This leaves us with Thomas Jefferson, painfully my personal favorite. Tell me what you think?