Rock Accountant

Why You Vote

Democracy is the reduction of the political ego to it’s smallest useful unit, the vote. The individual citizen is encouraged to regard his ballot as influential instead of superfluous.
American elections mirror the human reproduction process which also cunningly launches thousands of sperm toward one egg convincing each one that they alone are imperative in perpetuating the species.

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As Beautiful

God did not love

heterosexuals

enough

to make them believe

they are beautiful.

Gay pageant queens

Both

That some people

are stupid

and others

evil,

came as a surprise.

It did not sink in,

however,

until I bumped into someone

who was both.

Stupid Evil Pelican - YouTube

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