Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.

Month: July, 2018

The Vatican, God, and Broadway Musicals

No one has convinced me yet that it is immeasurably harder to run our country than it is to write, produce and perform a Broadway play or musical. So why not ask these immensely qualified people to jump into the fray and volunteer their opinions on other stuff like say abortion and over breeding instead of always hectoring them over their vile need to orchestrate unnatural acts upon one another.
My wager is they would respond enthusiastically and imaginatively to the challenge.
At the very least I do think it is high time for the Vatican, God, and Broadway to sit down and have it out face to face.
After all, they both have the benefit of finding heterosexual sex distasteful. Tidy

What men were invented to do

We men need to be armed. Some around us pretend no one will hurt us if we engage in laughable sensitivity training and sloganeering. These are the heroics of rich academic fools.
There will always be moments when one must stand and fight. It is what women invented men to do.

That’s enough for you?

Black people always vote Democrat. The Democrats reward them by making sure one word is never used. That is all they get.

I will always take care of you

I am rich and if you are not, look into my eyes and never look around you. That’s right, I’ve got your back.

What quiets them

I am the White America that is permanent.
I know how to handle the different ones around me.
I know what quiets them.

To forgive is canine

By the look on my dog’s face, rain is not something he is willing to forgive.

Global Condeescension

Liberalism is the science of condescension.

The best advice I was ever given

I learned to play chess as a freshman in university. Because I was raised nearly like a baboon in Pittsburgh in the sixties I hadn’t been exposed to this endlessly fascinating game. I got caught up in it, sometimes spending hours investigating games that had been played hundreds of years ago.
I majored in religions which when coupled with psychedelic drugs satisfied my youthful quasi-academic exploration for Truth.
I have learned and incorporated many Truths but none equaled the advice the old guy who taught me chess offered one day out of the blue. It was the singular piece of help I was ever given. He said,” Play against the game, never an opponent, because chess, like life, is perfect once you see it.

What’s that in your pocket?

Every parent will risk all they have for their children. This will be the central dilemma for our world in the coming age. Like most stubborn and vicious competitions, it seems to me that people without a real stake should shut up.
It is illogical to expect an immigrant to be moral when virtue means a child will die. In the final analysis, we can’t let all these people in nor can we keep them out. Mexico is a collapsed place unfit to live in. We need to help it change its course. President Trump needs to encourage them to accomplish this. The decency left in our pockets will make it worth it.

How I helped the Donald

President Trump hasn’t called me for a while. He explained he needed a solid head around what gift to bring to his Summit with Vladimir Putin coming up in July. He knows I would thoughtfully weigh Chief inquisitor Mueller’s feelings about too much chumminess with Putin against an appearance of cheapness. I offered that he should keep it simple, like a couple of large breasted whores /strippers. Curious, I asked him about his first instincts. ” Chicago” was all he said.

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