The Vatican, God, and Broadway Musicals

by Regis Boff

No one has convinced me yet that it is immeasurably harder to run our country than it is to write, produce and perform a Broadway play or musical. So why not ask these immensely qualified people to jump into the fray and volunteer their opinions on other stuff like say abortion and over breeding instead of always hectoring them over their vile need to orchestrate unnatural acts upon one another.
My wager is they would respond enthusiastically and imaginatively to the challenge.
At the very least I do think it is high time for the Vatican, God, and Broadway to sit down and have it out face to face.
After all, they both have the benefit of finding heterosexual sex distasteful. Tidy