Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.

Month: August, 2018

The unbearable sadness of the Rock band “Genesis”

I worked for two bands in the seventies as tour manager. One of them, Genesis, was made up of three vegetarians and Phil Collins. My posthumous book on touring with them will contain a special sentence, ” the hardest task I was given was finding vegetarian restaurants in Germany from 1973 through 1977.”
Phil and I would immediately leave the backstage dressing room after a show and head out in a cab to find a burger. There would never be anything to eat. And while I am getting things off my chest the only wine available was a panicky german white called “Blue Nun” which was so bad Phil and I confided that we both hoped the band would fail so we could stop drinking it.
On more than one occasion the set was shortened to facilitate our hunger. Adding to the discomfort was the fact that he and I were the only ones who got stoned. Everyone else had been rendered too delicate by their diet to even think about having a good time.


Waiting for a Lifetime

We may wait a lifetime to be asked to reach a verdict on our own lives. That day may never come but if it does, your child is likely to venture it. We are their mystery.
Life requires patience and finding the right ears for your mouth.


I like my life even more in retrospect.

Trump for President

What if Trump had said he was going to run as a Democrat in 2016. He had been one his whole life. He could have been the same dope when running and the Democrats would have admired him for it while the media would have bought condos up his ass. The obstacle was Hilary who was considered immovable and a woman.
What people never understand is that Trump likes to do things. It doesn’t matter who thinks of the things to do, he just wants to do them. He is like a fucked up little kid who has to keep pushing. He is not an Ideologue. He is vain and as tough as they come but desperately wants to be loved. And he cheats on his wife. In other words, the perfect Democrat.
Had he been one of us imagine where we would be now. Perfect economy, perfect healthcare, fucking world peace, infrastructure being built, and everyone from Brazil, Peru, and Mexico living comfortably in San Francisco.
Tidy. Regis Boff

Win, Win !!!

The really smart move would be to allow Trump to seeth against his useless fellow Republicans for another two years then make him the Democrat candidate in 2020 and run him against Pence. Tidy Regis Boff.

Enough Believers

Why not openly and honestly go door to door in search of guns and criminals in our neighborhoods. It would demand only a sustained sedation of the media and every criminal lawyer. But we have the drugs, and there are always more lawyers.
We just need enough believers willing to be shot for what they deem solutions.

Cave Celebrities

I was wondering this morning if the human figures painted on prehistoric cave walls were considered celebrities?

The real reason they can’t come in illegally.

The central predicament of illegal immigration from our southern border is our refusal to admit they are nicer people than us.

Taking a Knee

I wonder what the response would be to celebrities taking a knee in protest in the inner city of war-torn Chicago?

The First Birth

The Old Testament grants God credit for being the first and last man to give birth. Apparently, He did not enjoy it so much.

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