A good sense of humor

by Regis Boff

The best thing about us, ( this sappy human species of ours), is our confused experimentation with love. All our high literature, music, and art swoons to it. Boys loving boys is not new, same with you girls having a cuddle with each other, nothing new at all even if it seems so to you.
We are going to keep doing it no matter what anyone thinks of it. Truth is, sex is always more appealing if someone disapproves. There is nothing better than dirty sex. People thinking you are repugnant makes it hotter in twisted and fanciful ways. It is why God lets the Puritans prosper. God likes a little degeneracy as well.
As long as nobody gets hurts against their will, it is not necessary for us to smother the fun of romance and put a halt to the eons-old spelunking we exercise to find new ways to use our holes.
Always remember three things. Never force anyone to do anything. Put a time limit on a broken heart. And that as your body falls apart, your gonna need a good sense of humor.

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