My FaceBook Friends
by Regis Boff
I wandered through my friends’ list on FaceBook this afternoon. I found 7 dead rock stars, Entwhistle and Moon were still both asking for money. John was claiming the deep sea fishing in Heaven was really expensive and Keith needed to buy his way into the hooker section of hell. There was a load of Italian Genesis fans from some show in Turin in 1974. I noticed 4 girls from grade school who I had apparently given dirty Valentine Day’s cards to in the early sixties. There were 8 rock promoters, including Harvey Weinstein and Bill Graham, all of whom claimed I stole money from them. There were 12 dogs and one cat. And one girl who keeps asking me to send money to her so she can get a flight out of Turkey. The rest are people I don’t know.