Big, Big, Big Surprise

by Regis Boff

I am working on a surprise for my fellow Democrats but I just don’t have the timing down yet as to when I give it to them. Should I tell them before we win the midterms, immediately afterward during the celebration party or do I wait until we successfully impeach President Trump?
Nobody I know in my naive little village where Hillary lives has figured out what waits behind the curtain of an impeached Trump. President Pence. Shh!