The Immigration pickle and Useless Dogs

by Regis Boff

The people who want to come here from the South are nicer than us. They are nicer than us and they are poor. In America our poor and our rich are assholes. One believes money shoots out of nowhere with no effort on their part because they are stupid and the other figures that if they have earned it, that alone forgives their greediness.
The way I see it, everything South of Texas until you bang into the South Pole, is filled with excellent brown people. So we need to get the fuck out. If starting today we load ourselves into trucks and head into Canada this whole immigration pickle could be solved.
And we each could have a moose instead of these useless dogs.