Keith Moon’s Last Tour

by Regis Boff

By Keith Moon’s last tour he was nearly completely gaffer taped on stage. His headset, sticks, and shoes were taped hard fast. His ass was practically nailed to his stool with roadies positioned on both sides of him in case he broke free and fell.
We never knew if he would finish a show and I was demanding all the money I could carry in cash up front in case we forfeited a show. Guys with shotguns were positioned in the box office to follow the money backstage while I counted it.